Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Fart Joke

A young lady unknowingly walks into an up-scaled Jewelery store. She spots the most beautiful diamond bracelet she has ever seen and leans over to look at it more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind as she bends over.

Very embarrassed, she quickly turns around to see if anyone has noticed her little incident. But, standing right behind her was the head salesman. He was as cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, he greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may I help you?'

She thought to herself ...maybe he did not witnessed her moment. she asks, 'Sir, what is the cost of this lovely bracelet?'

He smiles and answers, 'Madam, if you farted just by looking at it, you are definitely going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.'

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